Unicorn Tattoo Leads to Arrest

Burglar, Lyle Dean Roland, was turned into the cops by a unicorn--the one tattooed on his arm.

ThinkGeek's Canned Unicorn

ThinkGeek's gag product, canned unicorn meat, ran into a little trouble at German customs recently. 

So if you buy canned unicorn, be sure to specify that your order contains domesticated cloned unicorn meat, not a rare and protected wild specimen.