ThinkGeek's Canned Unicorn

ThinkGeek's gag product, canned unicorn meat, ran into a little trouble at German customs recently. 

So if you buy canned unicorn, be sure to specify that your order contains domesticated cloned unicorn meat, not a rare and protected wild specimen.

Plushkill Forest Unicorn

Cherrybox Studios makes a number of different plush 'trophies' including unicorn mounted like the 'forest unicorn' shown right. Want a wall trophy with a clear conscience?  Why not go all the way and 'bag' a mythical cutie!